So I was talking to this guy today--
Did he ask you to homecoming??
No, mother. He actually said he was thinking about joining my club--
Maybe the boys are just too intimidated to ask you because you're so pretty.
...Yep. I'm sure that's it.
That was my problem in high school.
I'm sure it was. But you see, mine is actually quite simply that I'm not interested in dating guys at the moment.
Write something about your favorite artist
*writes 5000 pages per book, 10 book series about how I love Hunter Hayes*
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and